Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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