i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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