i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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