I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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