what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
and you fell through a lawn chair
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