Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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