So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
