she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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