Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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