whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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