Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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