just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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