Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Randomize