Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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