2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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