Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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