i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I didn't notice because vodka
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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