What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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