Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
