Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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