every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Randomize
