Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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