and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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