I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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