his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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