Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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