I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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