with your own penis?
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
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