My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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