I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
