carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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