So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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