I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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