haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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