I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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