Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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