I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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