I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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