She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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