Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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