This girl is more easily done than said...
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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