yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I touched a dick in church today
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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