oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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