ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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