I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Randomize
