69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
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