i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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