I wannas sexs uuuuu
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
i need some magic done to my vagina
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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