i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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