belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize