we're blogging at a bar
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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