I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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