He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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