There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
we should paint friendship bongs
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