I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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