we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Houston, we have a squirter
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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