Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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