I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Watching her eat just hurts me
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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