i always forget guys have bellybuttons
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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