youre lurking in front of me
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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